Me, AB and his friend MS were sitting in the living room talking.
AB: Why does Molly have all of these warts? (15 year old dog)
ME: They are not warts. They are old dog bumps.
AB: Warts come from a frog peeing on you. I knew this kid that a frog peed on and the next day he had a big wart on his finger.
ME: I'm not so sure about that. I think warts just kinda happen.
MS: If you get warts on your stuff that means you are pregnant, right?
ME: When you say stuff do you mean your boy parts?
MS: Yeah...doesn't that mean you are pregnant?
ME: Ummm...no....not exactly....uh....mmm....how about that video game?!
The Birth of a Mother
3 years ago
4 comments:
HAHAHAAAA! Oh my gosh, good luck with that one...
Too funny :)
Oh Lord, where do they come up w/this stuff?
That is too funny!!!! (Oh and I believe warts on anything is caused by some sort of a virus.)
ROFL...how cute! I can't wait to have these conversations. ;)
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